Stephen Root rules

Stephen Root is one of my favourite comedic character actors. He's a champ. This is arguably his most famous performance.


Fucken Milton from Office Space. This movie is one of the most underrated - or deserving of cult status or whatever - of all time. Milton is the most memorable character in the whole thing, and the one who ultimately wins out. Milton rules. If you haven't seen this movie GO AND SEE IT RIGHT NOW. Its awesome.

Also this:


Bill Dauterive. Yeah yeah, another "I love King of the Hill" post, but seriously - some of the most clever shit that's ever happened on TV, let alone on FOX. More consistent than all of the "Big Players" in the TV Family-Animation game.

Bill is Hank's pathetic best friend, and the lonely bachelor of the group you famously see standing in the alley drinking beer. He's a military man, an Army Barber actually - and is known for his willingness to go along with anything. He's also Cajun. The episode where he joins a Hippie commune is just gold.

Honest John

Honest John. He's very, very cool. Basically, he's a good-for-nothing hobo Fox, with a catchy name and a sly disposition. Also he wears human clothes and walks on two legs. He meets this little puppet boy, Pinocchio - on his way to school (at this point, Pinocchio knows literally NOTHING about the ways of the world).

Honest John convinces Pinocchio that he should skip school and become a star instead, under his guidance. Also, later he convinces Pinocchio he is sick and suggests a vacation on "Pleasure Island" (Bam!) as treatment. Anyways, here's how it went down:



Man, Disney are geniuses. I'm such a Disney Mark.

Anyways, yeah - Foxes + Disney = great stuff.

Foxes

Foxes are so fucking great. Look at him! What a little champ. I realize they're total pests and eat everybody's chickens and whatnot, but still. Check this guy out! How could you not love this "species".

Clever, sly, sleek, adorable, and just plain majestic creatures. They could run this planet.