You're an African Reticulated Python! Yes you Are! You're so reticulated!
This is the biggest species of python on the planet, so it can pretty confidently just swoop in and claim the title of the biggest species of BADASS on the planet. These motherfuckers can devour an entire Nyala in one sitting. Nyalas aren't small.
So, yeah. Lets get this over with:
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