Gold

How fucking great is "Gold"! - heaps great. It is the symbolic mineral of "wealth and prosperity", after all. Its worth heaps (obviously) and it looks awesome.

Look at some gold:


Man, I wish I had a buttload of gold right now. In an awesome "felt lined briefcase". That, or some sort of Olympic Gold Medal. That'd be cool, too. Even if it was from the "Winter" Olympics. I'd totally show everyone who came over.