05 February, 2010


Skittles rock. They are so ridiculously delicious. First, they come in all the colours of the fuckin' rainbow, man. Second, every flavour is more delicious than the last. And each skittle actually lasts a while as you chew it and relish in its tangy goodness.

If God could cry tears, every tear would be a Skittle that could be chewed for all eternity.


  1. I must interject: whether every skittle is more delicious than the last depends heavily on the order in which you consume them

  2. Truly, the order needs to be yellow, orange, green, red and purple. This is the true path to greatness.