Meatloaf

Oh my god, Meatloaf kicks some serious ass.

who else has THIS at the top of their Wikipedia page? you?

"This article is about the singer. For the prepared food, see meatloaf."

Anyways, he's also a massive badass for trying to keep himself out of the army by gaining alot of weight really quickly (he put on 31kg in 4 weeks). It didn't work. He ended up avoiding being drafted by being colourblind.

A few years later he released this:



What a cool guy. "Bat Out Of Hell" still sells 200,000 copies annually. Do you sell 200,000 copies of anything annually? Probably not.