"Dream Eater"

This happy little character is named "Gengar". And Oh my god, one of the few capable of wielding the power of the Dream Eater. Best move ever.

Make sure you have a "pp Up" handy for this one. Its time for a midnight cruise. Let me lay it down for ya:

Basically, its a move in the original "Pokemon" series. You have to cast a preliminary "sleep" move on your opponent's Pokemon. Get him nice and unable to attack.

Then its Dream Eater time. So, while your opposition is asleep, you fuck him up by eating his fucken dreams. BAM! You smash his HP, and get some of your own back. Next thing you know, Gary's out of usable Pokemon and blacked out!

Total Badasses: Mr. Mime

Mr. Mime totally rules. Seriously.

Mr. Mime is classified as a "Barrier" Pokemon. This is cool for a couple of reasons. Firstly, because "Reflect" and "Light Screen" are totally underrated moves... and Secondly, because he's a fucking Mime. Get it? - i'm in a glass box... invisible walls... Mime?... anyone?

He is so hard to track down in the original Pokemon games (in fact i'm pretty sure you have to trade an Abra to get him... Abra's are NOTORIOUSLY hard to get.) - but when you have him.... oh boy!!! He's a devastating addition to your force.

Over the course of his levels, he learns Confusion, Psychic, Reflect, Meditate - all of the cool shit. You can beat the Pokemon league with just him. Genius.

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