What is it made of? What does it do? Nobody knows. But what I do know, is that it looks and feels fucking cool-as-balls to chew. Just try and deny it. See? You can't.
Chewing gum. It only does one thing, but it does it better than you.
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11 July, 2011
Chewing Gum
If I had to state what my favourite category in the world is (and I've definitely laboured night & day over this), its probably "useless things that have somehow survived the test of time", like windmills. Here's another. Chewing gum.
What is it made of? What does it do? Nobody knows. But what I do know, is that it looks and feels fucking cool-as-balls to chew. Just try and deny it. See? You can't.
Chewing gum. It only does one thing, but it does it better than you.
What is it made of? What does it do? Nobody knows. But what I do know, is that it looks and feels fucking cool-as-balls to chew. Just try and deny it. See? You can't.
Chewing gum. It only does one thing, but it does it better than you.
05 February, 2010
Skittles!
Skittles rock. They are so ridiculously delicious. First, they come in all the colours of the fuckin' rainbow, man. Second, every flavour is more delicious than the last. And each skittle actually lasts a while as you chew it and relish in its tangy goodness.
If God could cry tears, every tear would be a Skittle that could be chewed for all eternity.
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