Crown Jewels

The concept of having "Crown Jewels" is just fucking incredible. Its such an antiquated status symbol, and having a massive set of priceless treasures just seems so awesome, regardless of whether any real power comes from owning them.

Crowns rule. Jewels rule. Fucking SCEPTERS rule. Being in the royal family and having access to these awesome jewels would be the bomb. Going to marry into that shit one day.

Treasure rules. Wanna either a) inherit some, or b) go hunting & dig some up somewhere!

Big Cats

...imagine these three were "coming for you" - you'd be so fucked.



Nature has such badass regal creatures in it.

Speaking of regal creatures - I love in children's stories, particularly picture-heavy books, where there's some sort of hierarchy or monarchy in the animal kingdom. For example, the Lion would usually be king, but for some reason a SNAKE is queen, and they have a trusted bird as an "advisor" and monkeys do their bidding, and whatnot.

Such a cool "utopian society". I'm certainly not basing this on JUST the lion king, but it is a very classic example.

This guy is the best animal king of all time, however:



...Have TWO bananas.