Leaning: It's the coolest thing ever

Dude, leaning against things. It's awesome. It makes you instantly cooler. Way back in history, somebody awesome probably just decided that he "didn't feel like supporting ALL of his weight" - and leaned against a wall. Probably blew some 12th Century minds.

Yeah man, leaning. Try it out sometime, it looks amazing and you'll feel invincible. Classic James Dean shit.

Anyways, get a load of this:


See? Coolest shit around/in town.

Conquistadores

Conquistadores are cool as balls. They conquered the Aztec and Incan empires, discovered the "New World", etc. Pretty epic stuff... Like 4 centuries worth. They have names like Lucas Vázquez de Ayllón, and Diego de Almagro - so cool.

"Conquering Empires" is a pretty badass thing to do, particularly when you ignore the rape/pillage kind of stuff. Spain rules. Empires rule. I definitely want to "rule one" someday.

World Records kick ass

Robbie Maddison spent his new years eve doing some never-before-done shit. He rode his motorcycle up a ramp, jumped up into the air, and then landed on the "Arc Di Triomphe" in Las Vegas... Which is already cool as balls.



And then he jumped back down. *Fist pump*