Showing posts with label job. Show all posts
Showing posts with label job. Show all posts

30 June, 2010

Chaos Mage

Some things are just incredibly awesome Google Image "search terms". These two words are incredible searches. Try it out.


Fucken Chaos Mage, bro. If I ever see a job offer advertised in the newspaper that reads "Chaos Mage" as the headline, I'm taking it. No questions asked. Cast some motherfucking spells.

25 February, 2010

Pilots


Man, imagine being a pilot. It would be so fucking awesome. Not only would you be flying planes for a SALARY, and not just for fun - you'd also be in different cities of the world all the time. You'd be in different hotels all the time, just hanging out, and generally being a badass.

"Be right back, just heading to Cairo/Tokyo/Rome/Wherever." - you'd be able to say that really non-chalantly, in real life.

Pilots. So regal and respected... just cool guys, being cool and having a cool job. I wish I'd "tried harder" in real life, so I could BE one right now.