Bats Bats Bats!

BATS. They're scary as hell - look at him! Flying mammals, man - thats some frightening shit. When you see one flying around, its nuts - they're so silent and awesome. They hang upside down, eat fruit and blood, and all kinds of dark and mysterious stuff. They're midnight cruisers, man!

Dragonfruit Exists

God bless "fruit", for reminding me that the world is magical. This fruit owns. I deal with it sometimes at my job - its got an amazing white flesh, with little speckles of black seeds. Look at it! It looks like some sort of galactic egg, or something. Almost like you could taste "infinity" if you ate one. I have no idea what it tastes like.. i'm afraid to find out, in case it tastes bad. Dragonfruit!