Chaos Mage

Some things are just incredibly awesome Google Image "search terms". These two words are incredible searches. Try it out.


Fucken Chaos Mage, bro. If I ever see a job offer advertised in the newspaper that reads "Chaos Mage" as the headline, I'm taking it. No questions asked. Cast some motherfucking spells.

Reading the fuckin' newspaper, man

I dunno about you, but for me, reading a newspaper, especially while eating lunch, is one of life's little pleasures. I really don't get those people who just sit there, eating, staring off into space. The newspaper is so damn interesting! So many cool little stories. I love it so much that I can't not read a newspaper while eating anymore.

Point is, lunch + newspaper = a really relaxing, "nice" time.

"Fuck This Shit"

I can't remember where I originally heard someone say this, but I'll preface this post by mentioning that it ISN'T an original thought. Plus, I'll use inverted commas, which is always fun.

"I can't wait until society evolves to the point where swearing becomes part of the formal English language. Its going to be so awesome to pick up a newspaper in 2032 and read the headline 'FUCK THIS SHIT'."

I can't wait either.