Morning Star

Not the star, the weapon! The instrument of PAIN! Here comes the PAIN!

Not because pain is so great, but calling such a badass flail a "morning star" is just about the most insane idea going around. Blunt force. Puncture attack. Morning star.

I think I've just chosen my "zombie apocalypse survival weapon".

"Painkillers"

Has anything this innocently commonplace ever had such a terrifying name? Painkillers, man - they're pretty great (I'm typing this with one shoulder recently dislocated), and just such an awesome word to describe what they do. As if anyone would say out loud "I'm need to take some Analgesics"... that's fucked.

"I need some motherfucking Painkillers."

Now we're talking.