Showing posts with label ice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ice. Show all posts

19 March, 2010

Pairs of "Things"

Ok, so this one is a little strange, but I'll do my best to describe what I'm talking about. So there are things, in the spectrum of history's "content" - written, visual, audible... there are alot of combinations of 2 things in there. Here's some great ones, to give you an idea:

Milk & Honey
Lennon & McCartney
Spaghetti & Meatballs
Mischief & Mayhem
Fire & Ice
Salt & Pepper
Rogers & Hammerstein
Iron & Wine
Venus & Mars
Heckle & Jeckle
Jekyll & Hyde
Bacon & Eggs
Shoes & Socks
Chalk & Cheese
Fire & Brimstone
Sonny & Cher
Martin & Lewis
Bert & Ernie
Peaches & Cream

Ok, so with the help of some very clever readers, we've come up with all of those. But have finally run out of ideas. Except for one. This is the greatest one ever, I'm pretty sure. Please, dear readers - feel free to offer me some more, I'll definitely add them to the list (as long as they're actual ones). Anyways: here we go - the best pairing of words in the history of the English language.

BLOOD & THUNDER!

Do with that what you will.

18 March, 2010

"Coldmaster"

Hey, so I'm not sure what this is... but it sounds great. I'd totally love it if it IS one of those incredible, antiquated professions, like on an Ocean Liner cruise ship or something. Coldmaster.

The name conjures up such a badass image, of like... a guy in a long, dark robe - controlling the weather with his hands. He'd probably "whoosh" his hands around the place, and then shoot a "beam" of cold at someone. They'd freeze into a solid block of ice, and then he'd... I dunno, "get" them or something.

I want to become a Coldmaster, please.

08 March, 2010

Ice

Ice rules. I will try and convince you of this, in this three-headed post. First head. Check out this ice:


This ice has gone bright blue, for some reason. That's awesome. Really just because the 'cartoon' version of what ice looks like, is founded on the occurrence of actual electric blue ice. Why is it so blue? Is it "extra cold" or something? Help me out here.

Ok, so second head:

Fucken blizzards, man. Treacherous. If I was to pick a natural disaster I'd NEVER like to find myself caught in - I'd definitely choose a blizzard. Keep me away from that shit. Treacherous.

Third head: Ice cubes.


You put them in your drinks, and its great. Definitely make sure you have these available in your house, at all times. Both my girlfriend and Luxury Wolf DON'T keep ice cubes, despite the fact they have freezers. Waste of a perfectly good "chilled drinks" opportunity, if you ask me.