Mrs. Susan Walker

I got an incredible email in my spam folder recently. It was the usual fare, with 16.6 million dollars being laundered through my bank account, if I was willing to help out this person with that and whatever, but this one had a really awesome twist. It was from a woman named Susan Walker, a widow of someone associated with the Texaco corporation. She was 69 years old, never remarried, and without children. Here's what she signed off with:

This is to ensure that nothing jeopardizes my last wish on Earth.
I await your urgent reply. May almighty God bless you and your family.

Regards,

Mrs. Susan Walker