That's right. It's the motherfucking Mongolian Death Worm! Cower before it! But seriously, this thing has actually been rumoured to exist! The Mongolian name for it is the olgoi-khorkoi, and sightings of it have been reported in the Gobi desert for hundreds of years by locals.
Not only is it freaking huge, but locals have said that it fucking spews sulphuric acid at you (!), and can send a lethal electric discharge from a long distance (!!). Not only that, but its fatal to the touch. So in summary, its a gigantic, electric, acid-spewing worm that kills you if you even touch it.
Mongolian death worm. Another amazing cryptid.
Also, I think I've found an amazing name for my penis...
I love how your penis would somehow specifically be "Mongolian". :)
ReplyDeletei m mongolian. i dont know what animal it is. but it is 0.6-1.5 meter long and your penis 0.6-1.5 cm. so this name is unconformity
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